activities+in+the+savanna

Some of the richest Cultures in the world are located in savannas. We offer vacations to savannas all over the world! We are experts at surgically removing the traveler from the danger and poorness of other countries. Instead of being in a different country with a foreign culture, we build a safe, wealthy, mostly western expeirence with only a //hint// of culture. =Africa= Activties include: Sweating! Getting robbed blind! Contracting disease!

We don't offer any travel services to the African savannas.

=Southern Brazil= Whether one is speaking of our exquisite hotels, or our multiple expiditions across the glorious vista that is brazilian savanna, one word comes to mind. Perfection. This is no accident. We carefully pick the cream of the crop for every detail, no matter how small. Or some BS along those lines

Badger hunting- the artificially introduced badger population is notoriously viscious. Therefor, there is no bag limit. Lion observing/evading- If you can stay hidden, this is a rare and wonderful expierience. Kayaking- yeah.... that